Unfortunately, we still have fifty-freaking-five sleeps until Halloween. That means weeks and weeks of enduring Jimmy Fallon hawking his multiple holiday side hustles, turning The Tonight Show into his own smirking version of the Home Shopping Network.
Like Target playing Christmas carols right after Labor Day, Fallon started the drumbeat in mid-August for “Jimmy Fallon’s Tonightmares,” a haunted house attraction that Lorne Michaels allowed his protege to run in the bowels of 30 Rock.
For 40 bucks a person (you read that right), you can tour a haunted maze featuring Fallon’s worst nightmares — a scary alien, a vicious werewolf and garden-variety, knife-wielding maniacs.
Forty bucks buys you 10 minutes in the haunted maze, a pretty hefty fee for an experience that lasts less time (and inflicts less terror) than a typical Fallon monologue. But why pay the big bucks when Fallon is running out a new monster every night during his show? We’re still nearly two months away from Halloween, Jimmy …