According to legal expert Jonathan Turley, Trump’s on trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. Turley added that it’s a misdemeanor and the statute of limitations ran out.
Somehow, none of that matters in New York City, where guys who randomly punch kids are given a pat on the back and a key to the city. But when it comes to porn star payments, you’d better keep records more detailed than a CVS receipt. But first up: What’s up with hush money?
You’re not supposed to talk about sleeping with a porn star? If that were me, I wouldn’t shut up about it.
My friends would be like, “Yes, we know Greg, then Stormy tied you down and spanked you unconscious with a pickleball racket. How many times are you going to tell us?” Me sleeping with adult film stars— I wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret, and neither would they. …